Me the Unknown Species: Devil...

My sei cute ass devil boss got sixth sense...

Knows when I'm planning to escape home and purposely tangkap me... So babi... I so swear he ar super keji man... Walaupun he cute lar still!!! He sooo Keji... Gosh beh tahan...

And cos I so free I will slowly type out the scenarios...

Scene 1:

1st day of work nothing to do mah, so he let us read the Main Contract of the building they constucting in Johor... And ask me go Johor... TO WORK FOR 3 MONTHS!!! I so shock till totally blank man... And totally freaked out... Ok anyway then when almost time to go home I wan to literary lari home and cry cos it's the worst birthday I had ever... But he so geng he come back to the office at 5.20 and then philosophy me till 6... SO SWT!!! So chiong hei... ( <-- Long breath... Lala... ) Then I told him lar I dun wan go and he said he'll confirm with me...

Scene 2:

2nd day I tukku the whole day... Reason I can tukku is in the morning he told me x payah pergi JOHOR!!! YES! So sien btw the whole day... But in the end he arrive back in office at 5.20 sharp again and philosophy me till I almost tukku in front of him... Till 6 oso... He is a very routine person... Thank god he said I x payah go back on Saturday...

Scene 3:

3rd day he so keji... Morning sien me wan die, I tukku so many times... Then at 3 he say, 'Adelene, come here I teach you do BQ' I like huh ape tu BQ but I x ask lar cos he so confident I should know what is BQ I malas ask him... Although I dunno what the hell I doing but I did finish my job by 4.30 and sien wait him back all cos before he leave he said to me 'Adelene, I'll be back (<-- Terminator) by 5.30 and go through with you ok...' And I wait till 6... He philosophy me till 6.30... He banyak chiong hei... ADUI! Reach home 8.30... SIEN NIA!!!

Scene 4:

As usual I tukku lar there... Then the sei yan tau again purposely wait till 4 and ask me do benda... This wan called 'Update the Drawing List' Then I mah do very very fast cos he expect me finish today... In the end I do till 6.15... GOSH!!! His timing sucks...

Scene 5:

Yesterday he so keji... I sit sit in the office till 5.25 d then I see wah miracle he haven back, I tot he will back at 5.20 to tangkap me and philosophy again... Mana tau x ade so I chan kei wui (<-- Ambil kesempatan/take the chance) faster pack rika's/my lappy and run... Mana tau... At 5.25 I baru start pack, my phone suddenly ring... I grumble grumble lar cos mafan nia HNG! I tot is the people report say they fax d the benda I chasing them to fax mana tau when I hear the 'Adelene' (<-- only he can say my name in the way that make me NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! YYYYY!!!!!) I like DAMN! Here comes the point thingy...

1st: HOW THE HELL HE GET MY NO!!! I X GIF HIM MY NO LOR!!!
2nd: Again he and his sixth sense where he know bila I mau chao!!!
3nd: This time I sure go home late again waa!!!

Contoh of conversation... Approximately lar... Just so you know I so totally hypocrite here...

CADB: Adelene, what time you go home?
Me: Huh? Ermmm 5.30 lor... Now what time ar?
CADB: Oh can you bring down the drawings ar? I now out for a while, so I'll be back around 6. -totally ignore my hint and hint me back summore... Wanna fight ignore hint see who better lar! HNG!-
Me: Ooo... So where you wan me put the drawing so that it will be safe ar?
CADB: Oh put at the receptionist table there lar. Ask Herny and Eza to help you... (I bet you he totally zzz me here... Lala... Wan me stay and wait you?? You mong shiong lar!!!)
Me: Ok sure bye... <-- Super fast cut call skill is employed here btw...

Then I ask help lar from the two girls and in the end they ask the workers to help carry cos we all girls... LOL!

And the drawing he ask me carry seriously heavy like hell... The paper of the mechanical and electrical drawing is as huge as my whole fucking table... And imagine 40 pieces rolled together... A total of 7 sets per service and got 5 service... SOOOO CHISIN! HNG! If I really carry I dun need go back till 6 lor! Thank god got the workers help I just chao hng!!! Summore i OT no extra pay de lor... CEH!

Now that he get my no. d he keep on call and order me do benda yang I seriously totally dun get...

Example:

Adelene please help me call Vinfatt and ask them to issue a quotation for the vertical pump with a main switchboard... (HUH!!??) Then ask Safiah to ask the supplier to issue a quotation on the stainless steel water tank 2 numbers 1500 Gallons...

And here ar he expect me to know that Groundfos is under Vinfatt, and when he ask me find the phone no I suppose to find under Vinfatt... GOSH!!!!

Ok I call those people and they question me till I BLUR!!!!

How many people in the house wor? How many rooms? What kind of room? The building how big ar? You wan vertical right? Got auto de and then got the bla bla bla (<--- dun get dun get dun get so i cannot remember what the guy said... ZZZZZ)

The other wan oso...

You wan stainless steel mah you dun wan the @#$% wan meh? (Ahem my boss ask stainless steel then stainless steel lar ask me for what! Macam lar I do the decision here swt!!!! But must tell politely lar... Swt...) Ok I will ask around...

Half a day later

Ok I call the supplier d and they need the drawing, so send me the soft copy lar hah... (MANA I WAN FIND SOFT COPY FOR YOU!!! MACAM LER I GOT KEEP!!)

So I called CADB and he cut my phone call zzzzz.... So I need to call again... Haiz...

Gosh... I still refuse to put his phone no in my phone eugh!!!

What a long complain post... LOL!

I berjaya curik take his side look...

AND Y AM I SITTING BESIDE HIM AR! AND Y NOW MY NAME BECOME MISS LENE.... GOSH....

BTW I bought the Iconic Grey coke cup lala...

Now I chisin Lacrimosa... Y I like song like that wan ar??!

Seriously these 2 weeks of work ar I use my hypocrite skill and then keep sarcastic comment monologue to myself... SWT!

BTW tukku is the nodding sleep that sometimes people call fishing...